Lucid Lesbian

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.

"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "

by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Lesbian

Not me.
Im a gay boy.
There is NOT difference, obviously, lol.

lesbian girls and gay boys like myself are not different at all lol

by Roajdeg1120 September 2, 2022

lesbian

Living being of the feminine gender who is attracted to another living being of the feminine gender.

Lesbian.

by Catedrast December 7, 2024

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

Hybrid Lesbian

Bald, fat, disfuigured woman. Usually seen wearing men's clothing. Always seen with a hotter lesbian. The kind of lesbian we didn't wish existed.

"Damn that fucker is fat, but his chick is hot!"

"Dude that's a hybrid lesbian"

by Harvey111 August 11, 2015

Lesbian

A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)

We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.

by I am a LESBIAN October 1, 2022