Kick Fetus Day

This day is to get back on the girls for Kick Dick Day on the 17th October this day will take place where you can kick a girl him her fetus

friends realise it’s kick fetus day and see’s a girl walking past
like ya fetus g
*kicks girl in the fetus*

by like ya fetus g October 1, 2020

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

Kicks

Kicks means sneakers, and if you don't know what that means, your out of luck.

"Hey man, look at my new kicks."
"NICE!"

by Brover March 22, 2021

ass kicking shazam

FUCKINNG REVOLUTIONARY AWESOME

Yo! That movie was ass kicking shazam

by SlimShadyPleaseStandUP February 25, 2013