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Nebraska Wesleyan University

A convent located in Omaha, Nebraska where hippy nuns are secretly assassins being trained to first take over the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo, and then NASA.
You: I hate the Henry Doorly Zoo.
Accomplice: Dude, just go to Nebraska Wesleyan University

You: Ok
by IClearlyKnowWhatImTalkingAbout September 25, 2012
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the highest judicial court in the Universe.

the highest federal court in the Universe, consisting of nine intergalactic justices and taking judicial precedence over all other courts in the universe.
The Supreme Court of the Universe has issued numerous rulings on the use of intergalactic punishment (the death penalty).
by Crysiz September 21, 2014
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Texas State University

The renamed "Southwest Texas State University" so that they seem less "localized". Located in San Marcos, TX, approx. 30 minutes south of Austin. Where college students attend when they don't get into the University of Texas.

They have a nationally acclaimed business school. The campus is beautiful but the town is full of Mexicans. Students go to Sixth Street in Austin or float the San Marcos River for their fun. Texas State has a bit of a "party school" reputation... but in truth it's not any worse/better than and other American University.
Look! I got a 1240 on my SAT and have a 3.5 GPA but I still can't get into UT! I'll just go to Texas State like everyone else does with hopes to transfer.
by les ecouteurs July 20, 2005
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Coastal Carolina University

The University famous for its Department of Bitch Ass Niggas and the King Curtis Department of Chicken Nuggets.
I applied to Coastal Carolina University for the Masters in Nigga Studies.
by KingCurtisNuggetBitch August 15, 2011
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South Carolina University

The University of South Carolina is home to more than 200 years of history and tradition, rising from a single building in 1805 on what would become the heart of the campus, the Horseshoe. The 11 buildings that now make up the Horseshoe frame a lush lawn that is an irresistible gathering place.

The university is expanding west toward the Congaree River in support of its research initiatives in nanotechnology, health sciences, Future Fuels™, the environment and information technologies. This innovation district, Innovista, includes a master plan for policy, physical infrastructure and support elements for job creation and growth in the knowledge economy. Innovista promises to be an economic catalyst that will raise the state’s per-capita income and quality of life by attracting knowledge-based businesses and high-paying jobs to an urban research university campus within a community that has a high livability appeal.

Joining the flagship campus in Columbia, are four-year campuses in Aiken, Beaufort and Upstate (Spartanburg andGreenville). Four two-year campuses in Lancaster, Sumter, Salkehatchie (Allendale and Walterboro) and Union help the university cover the state.
Our mascot Cocky searches the South Carolina University campus to find a suitable roost. Between Russell House, the Horseshoe, the Strom Thurmond Wellness and Fitness Center, the hustle and bustle of campus life gets Cocky down; how can he find a peaceful home with all the commotion on campus? Luckily, he finds a peaceful place in the heart of campus to call home– Gibbes Green.
by cantgoback</3 January 6, 2013
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Louisiana Tech University

A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.

Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."

person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
by Rustonite July 14, 2009
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Life, the Universe and Everything

A board on GAMEFaq's in which everyone is either A)retarded B)stupid C)smart or D)troll-like.

150 karma to get there.
Not tonight baby! I'm on the LUE!
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