Human Resources

To protect the company at all cost and not care about the employee at all

You should contact Human Resources

by xxxverifiedxxx September 11, 2023

Human BAEblade

When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.

Dude, I turned her into a human baeblade last night

by Xenorak January 11, 2019

Freak Without a Human Heart

A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.

"N?! He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart!"

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Digital Humans

"Digital humans are interactive, AI-driven representations that have some of the characteristics, personality, knowledge, and mindset of a human." - Gartner

Well, the digital humans at Home Depot were clustered in the plumbing aisle causing a huge traffic jam for the actual humans, me, trying to get my toilet repair kit.

by jmacofearth November 13, 2023

A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025