Green hat

*a boy is wearing a green hat*

-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit
by halmstad May 30, 2019
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Green hat

Green hat is a really fit guy who is in six form they are usually actors who are in plays he is someone you are your friends obsess over and stalk and plan orgys with he wears really long socks and looks kinda gay
Green hat is fit
by Sophiem1234512 November 07, 2019
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papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
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Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
by nkdhrdhat September 10, 2017
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Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio
Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!
by the most awesomeme May 17, 2022
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Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.
Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.
by Finger4444 December 30, 2018
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Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots
The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on
by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022
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