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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010
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Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry
by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010
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Chris browned

Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.
"did you see her after she got dissed?"

"yah bro, she got chris browned!"
by Pheonixx Skyy August 4, 2009
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Chris trank

An asian with straight fire shoes and an awesome little skateboard thing (that is not a techdeck)
Damn look at his shoes, wow what a chris trank!
by imzapro April 26, 2010
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Chris Simmons

Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".
Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .

www.thebill.com
by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009
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Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd
Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!
by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009
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Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
by rithmppig September 23, 2011
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