A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.
by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011
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by Claudette184 September 4, 2013
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by lil Buddha September 6, 2013
Get the Captain Cracker mug.Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.
Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?
Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!
Teacher: Almost!
Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!
Teacher: Almost!
by LeAlex January 26, 2014
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by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013
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Get the star cracker mug.A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
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