A crazy haired freak that sits isolated from the worl in order to hide his insecurities. He is unable to see when a girl likes him and just pretends to be straight in order to hide that he's secretly gay.
by TwattyMatt November 24, 2019
Get the andrew jeffries mug.Hot piece of sexy meat that always gets the ladies going wild. He gets every girl but treats them like trash. Its been said that theyre are female empowering clubs that meet together to plot how to take him down. His main pickup line is "Hi. Im Heath Ledger" But he never texts the girl back after he hits it.
by The protein phantom April 18, 2018
Get the andrew donadio mug.A good looking rich guy that has tons of women. Unlike "Josh," who lives in a trailer and has to have game to get with ladies, Andrew relies on his father's standing in the community, his good looks and an endless supply of drugs to attract women. All Andrews like to beat up their dates and choke them during sex. Women who go out with Andrew end up in the trunk of his car.
While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.
Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.
Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
Tyler: "Hey Chad, d'you know if that chick in 310 is still in Europe? Myles the doorman said he hasn't seen her in weeks."
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
Get the Andrew mug.Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018
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Get the Andrew mug.Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.
by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024
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