Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad

Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke

by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

ur mom

Me.

I LOVE UR MOM

by Iheartyourmother November 4, 2022

Morbanging ur mom

When u bang ur mom in morbin

P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!

by Dragonboilol September 13, 2022

Ur mom

A fat women

Ur mom fat

by Ur mama Mia June 3, 2022

Ur mom

Someone who is dam hot and sexy and has 69 condoms flavour.

I slept with "ur mom"!

by Chip™ July 12, 2022

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023