Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.
You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.
by QuacksO April 11, 2024
by aylica March 18, 2022
Verb
To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.
To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.
I’d rather go out and have dinner with y’all before the show, if I don’t, I fear I’ll “wet leg” it again.
by BGR-Mn November 15, 2023
by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 01, 2022
Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.
{typically used by school children}
{typically used by school children}
* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
by Awkward broccoli January 07, 2024
by Fuzzytomato February 01, 2024
All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024