Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".

Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017

Thomas Cross

Thomas Cross is the guitarist of Industrial Frost. He has founded several different projects since 2006 including Carry Your Cross, Circle Of Thirteen, and Sateris. He also has a solo Industrial project under his own name.

Thomas Cross and his solo music is far different than any of his prior work.

by Divine Clemantine November 30, 2011

Thomas

the fattest but still loveable guy

Thomas has a small bolo or Thomas has a bolo the size of my thumb

by Imaztae December 23, 2021

ginger thoma

hes basically ajax come on guys

Listen up y'all 'cause this is it The beat that I'm banging is delicious Tartagalicious definition Make the girls go loco They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo You can see me, you can squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Girls just come and go like seasons Tartagalicious But, I ain't promiscuous And if you ☝🏻 was suspicious

ginger thoma

by minatozakii July 31, 2021

Thomas

Someone who can’t get into Tracy’s pants.

Thomas: Hey James, Tracy won’t let me fuck her
James: Yeah I know

Tracy: (yells from the bedroom) hey James get back in here and have your way with me

James:Alright babe
Tracy:By the way kick out Thomas he’s killing the mood
James: Thomas get the fuck out

Thomas: Alright

by Tracy’s Lover November 15, 2021

thomas emmitt

The best.

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."

by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019

Thomas!

To be short of your goal/objective.

Guy1: Nice that might go in the basket.

Guy2: Thomas!

by ThEBeaNDiP August 2, 2023