Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 4, 2022

metal

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the ostrich ate metal

by Expose em August 31, 2025

Metal

A corny ass genre of music

Metal is literally just reddit music lmfao

by The keckler 2 owo March 26, 2023

on your metal

An overused management phrase often used in team meetings as a motivational or performance booster which often leaves those present thinking 'what the hell does that even mean?' and 'Is he just making up his own quotes now?'. A generic phrase with no historical provenance. Frequently used in team meetings before or after recent poor performance or acts of sheer incompetence this generic term is a camouflaged attempt to get certain staff to improve and perform better. However they are deaf to the suggestion it is aimed at them and such use often 'goes straight over their heads'.

Manager - 'I don't want to tell you all how to suck eggs but you all need to be on your metal today'

by Is this a bad dream October 31, 2023

metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021

metal hug

to get ran over by a truck.

man i received 5 metal hugs in a row from my grandma, i’m ded now ;)

by Am chunk October 14, 2020

parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.

Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.

by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017