This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
Get the creatine virgin athletemug. someone who is unbelievably lonely probably named Chris. Your not named Chris? Good job your no longer a virgin.
by AWolfTamer May 6, 2022
Get the Virginmug. 
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
Get the Virgin Statusmug. by buobs January 11, 2019
Get the Virginmug. by Stupid Af July 6, 2021
Get the Virginitymug. A group of young lads that always hang out together. They often have girls creaming at the sight of them. These lads are mad for the sesh.
by McDickgrabber January 14, 2020
Get the Virgin-bucksmug.