facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.

"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."

by DinNYC May 9, 2010

facebook fink

Someone who turns you in to your parents or school with information gleened on FB.

The snitch weasel ratted me out to my Mom after seeing photos on Facebook that I wasn't really sick that day. He's such a mama's boy facebook fink.

by Sara Bellhum April 7, 2010

facebook dumper

One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.

Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!

by CHUCKKXXL February 7, 2010

facebook funeral

When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.

Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral

by LilAl October 11, 2010

facebook stalker

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.

Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.

by littlestranger November 7, 2006