carwash cunt

The ultimate insult. When the simple bitch or whore won't do. Usually used in arguments between two women. The "carwash" part of the insult can be replaced to fit the situation at hand.

Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfucking bitch!
Susie: Fuck you, you carwash cunt.

by gamblingcat October 30, 2007

slut cunting

Favoured pastime with those who are predisposed towards making intimate contact with sluts. Involves sexual intercourse with females of loose morality.

Tally-ho old chaps! Lovely night for a spot of slut cunting, don't you think? Jolly good then, let's make haste, shall we?

by biatch March 23, 2004

Under Cunting

A phrase made popular by the young you tube sensation Bo Burnham. It is an alternative way of describing the act of fisting upon a female.

Last night as i arrived home i caught a glimpse of my neighbours wife under cunting herself.

Lucy demanded that Dave began under cunting her.

We tried to under cunting her, be she cried.

by Bigbofist November 4, 2010

jammy cunt

jammy cunt means a very lucky person, can be used sarcastically.

oooooooooooo oski, you jammy cunt!!

by Jack Pemberton November 18, 2007

cunt punt

to kick a female in the vagina from behind, the opposite of field goaling a male

That bitch made me angry so I ran up behind her and gave her a good old cunt punt.

by Thunderc3 March 23, 2009

Cunt Volcano

The bitch is inverted with legs akimbo. Her cunt is then hammered for all its worth before a fucking large quantity of man batter is dumped therein said gaping hole. 100 grammes of bicarbonate of soda is then spooned into her messy sticky love socket before the male retreats to the couch grabs a beer and waits. The resulting chemical reaction causes an eruption of massive proportions with foam and batter and all sorts spewing out of the gaping chasm!

James had just finished destroying Cynthia's love socket with gusto when he ordered Cynth to remain in her inverted position. James then fed a large quantity of bicarbonate of soda into her stinky spam purse before making a swift retreat. The resulting eruption reminded him of his childhood experience when stuck on Mount St Helens as the cunt volcano burst forth with noise and sticky matter that ran like magma down the Valley of the Brown Death!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007

half cunt

Someone that does not deserve to be a full cunt.

The judge was being a total half cunt cause she screwed every one over.

by Brigand March 14, 2007