An organisation operating in West Cumbria, England. It's objective is total control, but it will settle for some cakes. It is also subject for countless imitations.
A group of lads born in Cumbria and now spread over several universitys around Great Britain. They Represent the New Regime
by Jack Harvey December 12, 2005
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by Lundqvist February 9, 2019
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But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:
‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.
It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.
It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.
So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:
‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.
It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.
It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.
So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
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by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
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Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.
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Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.
Mike: sick
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by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011
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by Supertrain12 December 14, 2019
Get the New Word mug.The place every1 is ashamed to say they live in so they just say “by jackson,” or “next to sixflags.” The ppl here REEK of homophobes, racism, republicans, furries- & that’s just skimming the surface. Ppl here either chill in the nice places- like potters square, Ivins, Hawkins point, SixFlags, etc.. Or take their chances in town w/ the radioactive lake on one side, & the sketchy wawa on the other. Ig there’s also some good parts, like.. & don’t forget about.. yeah that about sums it up. Ppl move here thinking their kid is going to have a great life, then the kid turns into the next mob boss of the 2000’s & ends up selling weed behind the sketchy wawa living in their parents basement for the rest of their lives. Legend has it if you scream any country artists name anywhere in New Egypt- a stampede will form. I can also guarantee that if u think ur secret is really safe w/ someone, u better find a good hiding spot & a new school to transfer to! Ur gonna be sitting in your room crying the next day wondering how the entire state now knows what you, a freshman, did with that senior last night! I also think every girl in this school can agree that whoever tf thought starting the mullet trend was a good idea- needs serious mental evaluation. Don’t even get me started on summit either- someone needs to end that & put all of us out of our misery. If ur planning on going to NE, u might as well prepare yourself to have your dreams crushed. U wanna go to Harvard? Not happening anymore.
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