Texas coffee

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.
by Reellua November 10, 2016
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Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
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Cheeky Texas Style

When a drunk guy eats a girl's ass while wearing a plastic 10 gallon Texas hat
John: You'll never believe this! I ate her out cheeky Texas style!
Mike: Dude, no way!
by Dr William Minor July 01, 2020
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texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 04, 2025
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Texas Caviar

Did you see those tweakers smoking that Texas caviar last night?
by DirtyVerc February 14, 2022
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Kosse , Texas

Home of Kristy P , the bitchenest babe in the land. Legend has it a
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.
Random person - Did you see Kristy P ?in Kosse , Texas ?

Other random person - duuude , how could you not
by Cream_of_mushroom May 17, 2025
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texas buttplug

An extremely large cud of chewing tobacco.
“Ed just put half a pouch of Beechnut in his mouth!”
“He always does, that’s his Texas buttplug
by Jhig44 February 20, 2025
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