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Masterism

To express a thought whilst at the top of ones

prospective field....and have it ratified by said peers......this is masterism
I listened to both track...
One is lacking ..the other is clear portrail of masterism...
by TheMcOfLoud August 15, 2025
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Cp Master

Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle.

Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”

Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:

Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.

Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”

Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.

Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.

Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.

Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:

Level 1: Snippet Squire

Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist

Level 9: Runtime Prophet

Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord

Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
“Bro just built a whole app in Visual Studio and doesn’t know what half the files do. Absolute CP Master.”
by Chris Paul Master June 21, 2025
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Skibbidy Master

One that is both acquainted with and masterful at the art of Adobe Acrobat batestamping and OCR'ing. In the alternative, she slay at Acrobat.
Allie is a skibbidy master at Bates'ing thousands and thousands of pages.
by ev3me February 7, 2025
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eyebrow master

he who hails form the "Land Of New", carrying with him only the fur (in some cases pubes) of an elk, wallaby and/or GRIZZLY BEAR, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower forehead in gratuitous quantities.

hides under a glow in the dark Led Zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known "eyebrow master" living among us in the modern world.
by ManCastLE! March 15, 2011
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christian masters

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah
by asdfjohn May 28, 2014
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