P.m. Sausage

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm

"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"

by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off

“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”

by 02022020 March 6, 2022

you sausage

a word that people in the UK use when they are mad or done with something they don't want

you sausage

by cheeseburgers ahhhhhhh March 7, 2022

Sausaging

when you take a big shit and scoop it out the toilet because it doesnt fit down the toilet and you consume it whole like a burrito.

Bro, this poo won't go down i might have to sausage it.

i was at a restaraunt and someone didnt flush so i started sausaging that thing.

by scattymango January 19, 2026

Sausage bap, with brown sauce

A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.

Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank

by Deezergood January 25, 2026

Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.

She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.

by Deezergood January 25, 2026