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Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?
Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.
by Dopeflover May 10, 2023
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I hate right-wing.
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Supremacy of evangelicals, supremacy of believers/protestants, high prices, androcentrism, anti-vaccination, homophobia, misogyny, minimal state, nazism, fascism, Islamism, capitalism, militarism, economic liberalism, neoliberalism, olavism, release of rifles, death penalty, privatization, retrograde conservatism, masculinism/mgtow/redpill, machism, supremacy white, religious fanaticism, flat earthism, evangelism, sexual abstinence, heterosexism, supremacy of the bosses, supremacy of the business class, supremacy of the upper class, supremacy of the bourgeoisie, supremacy of criminals who are military or police, supremacy of the military, supremacy of male sex, victimization of male sex, supremacy heterosexual and civilian weaponry with rifle and grenade.
I hate right-wing.
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Supremacy of evangelicals, supremacy of believers, high prices, androcentrism, anti-vaccination, homophobia, misogyny, maximum bourgeoisie, nazism, fascism, Islamism, capitalism, militarism, economic liberalism, neoliberalism, olavism, release of rifles, death penalty, privatization, retrograde conservatism, masculinism/mgtow/redpill, machism, supremacy white, religious fanaticism, flat earthism, evangelism, sexual abstinence, heterosexism, supremacy of the bosses, supremacy of the business class, supremacy of the upper class, supremacy of the bourgeoisie, supremacy of criminals who are military or police, supremacy of the military, supremacy of male sex, victimization of male sex, supremacy heterosexual and civilian weaponry with rifle and grenade.
I hate right-wing.
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I hate right-wing.
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FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.
I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?
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I know! Right?!

It's pretty clear what the speaker is trying to convey: "I agree."

I agree with most of the other definitions, which provide details on the subtle context/audience-dependent connotations. I agree that phrase is annoying, used by speakers who use other annoying phrases like "my bad."

I would like to add to what has been said by providing side-by-side analogs; that is, alternative, equivalent but more acceptable expressions.
Example Expressions

I can't handle this idiot any more!
I know! Right?! OR Damn straight!

In wish I brought my swimsuit.
I know! Right?! OR You're telling me!

I like this 'double it for a buck' happy hour!
I know! Right?! OR You can say that again!

I was gunning for Miss Tipsy, but I just got shut down by her fat roommate!
I know! Right?! OR Join the club!

This is good sauce.
I know! Right?! OR Yes, it is.

Let's not go to the Bubble Club. It's so damn expensive!
I know! Right?! OR You got THAT right!

I have an idea: let's strip and go wallow in the mud puddles.
I know! Right?! OR You're preaching to the choir!

Our corporate holiday event was so cheap it was insulting.
I know! Right?! OR I couldn't agree more.

They are good at talking all sexy.
I know! Right?! OR Mmm hmm!!

This is the correct line for us.
I know! Right?! OR Right you are.

Tacos.
I know! Right?! OR Yeee-ah boooooooyeeee!!

We're in trouble NOW.
I know! Right?! OR No shit.

Tonight, we wear The Boots!
I know! Right?! OR Fuckin A right!
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