card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022

personal penetration

When a male makes a cast of his penis and then proceeds to fuck himself with it

I heard Mike did some personal penetration last night

by workplaceconduct February 11, 2017

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

national let a gay person in your house day

June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!

It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too

by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023

chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.

“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.

by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023

Best person ever

Is a discord user of the name "Satan"

Person a: "You know Satan?"
Person b: "Yes, she is the best person ever"

by Elner September 7, 2017

personality partner

Someone, typically unattractive to you, whom you are dating or hooking up with for their personality alone.

Person 1: Why are you dating him? He’s so ugly.
Person 2: Oh, I know. He’s a personality partner.

by anon7752 September 13, 2023