Friend Zone

This is a place you don't want to end up. When you ask someone out and they say, I think we should just be friends. This is be friend zoned.

Person - Hey, you go out wid me?
Person 2 - No, I think we should just be friends
Person 3 - Haha! You totally just got friend zoned!!

by CoolSparklyKid April 26, 2016

premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.

Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"

by Projectchik July 26, 2017

spite friending

Friending a person on FaceBook, that you don't like, just to keep up with them or get even with them

She was spite friending her high school enemies to to get to know their man

by Lyricalroger January 5, 2014

L friend

Someone who is a bitch ass snake

Nayely is a L friend

by Poopyhead69 September 15, 2022

Apocalypse friend

noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.

Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.

by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013

Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.

"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."

by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011

pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.

I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.

by bellebendek June 17, 2019