Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

Ray Long

Being dealt the short card in life.

Damn is that boy under 5 feet. Nigga looking like Ray Long

by ltownshit June 18, 2017

holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.

Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.

by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023

That was Really Long.

When Brooklyn is talking about someone yawning but people take it as a different way.

Brooklyn said, “That was really Long.”

by daddyanthony November 29, 2020

James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022

long covididiot

cognitive decline from shitposting covid misinformation despite all contrary evidence when covid kicks your ass!

Hundreds of long covididiots shitposts are on sorryantivaxxer.com

by Conservaxxitive July 8, 2024

Long Legs McGee

A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.

Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee

Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡

by CallmeFynn September 15, 2023