Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.
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Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
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Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.
that cat lesbian never comes out anymore always at home petting her pussy.
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When you're sick of dudes and want to live the life of a lesbian without the sex part.
"Melody, I am so beyond sick of dudes. Let's be lifestyle lesbians and have the greatest life together."
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A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
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