A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.
'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'
by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016

Jordans a leader who points guns at police and knows how to have a good time. Never afraid to say the N word and drives a small green car. Also a badass
by Hughjass22 November 25, 2023

she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean
by ciara m April 29, 2019

jordan is a jordan
by manhandler bob September 24, 2021

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
by Anon poop May 9, 2013

The try hard keebler elf
by brock felt sad April 14, 2022

Look at those jordans over there!
by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016
