bum skeet

1. (N) A really close friend.
2. (V) To hang out and have a crazy awesome time.

1. " Name Name & Name, BUM SKEETS FO' LIFEE! "
2. No one can bum skeet like we can!

by Maria-Cristina July 26, 2008

Mum Bum

The flattening and/or widening of the ass after child birth...

"Oh Look at her...thats a real mum bum..." or "Look at her she aint got no junk in that trunk, she got mum bum"....

well look at the bums of some moms and you'll see what we mean.... it's very obvious!!(looks like you've spent the last 3 days laying on your back and your ass is flattened...)

by 420 PPL October 17, 2008

bum berries

haemorrhoid(s)

A comical metaphor for an external anal haemorrhoid, named due to its similarity to the shape and size of berries and the location on the body (bottom-bum). You put cream on your bum berries when they are inflamed

by mr proctor November 2, 2013

bum snatch

The act of snatching a bum.

“Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”

by tenpennytowers May 4, 2019

Gum bum

When you give your chewed gum to a homeless person

Guy 1: I just did a gum bum
Guy 2: I’m finna do it right now!

by Poop is the new #swag November 9, 2018

Slippery Bum

Someone who is slippery, smooth, and can slip through your fingers quickly. Good in any situation.

We're trying to turn Black Barrier into a slippery bum so he doesn't die. -Nicor

by Syphonics October 7, 2008

Professional Bum

A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.

The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"

Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."

The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"

Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?

by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022