humanity

just a ton of dickhead and asshols that live and breath.

humanity is fucked up.

by scanner_ May 7, 2022

Humanity

1. A mistake; Something that shouldn't exist

"Humanity has once again betrayed itself"

by BacchusEntr May 9, 2022

Human

A being cursed with a brain that never shuts up

I hate being human.

by Why_brain_no_function May 12, 2022

Humanity’s domination

A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.

The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

.humankite

a southpark tiktoker/editor, that slanders the genshin fandom a lot, things that this user also hates are the dsmp and proshippers.

user .humankite loves their followers alot and cares about them.

they are scared of getting shadowbanned because it happened to them on their old account

“do you know .humankite?” “no lol”

by Humankite May 17, 2022

Human

You are one or at least I think you are . Humans are living beings. They are the smartest beings and yet the dumbest ones. I would even say humans are the most emotional beings out there. Humans live on purpose . They all try to find their purpose in this world and when they feel no purpose they get fucking depressed mostly . Quick little note - u don’t need to do something big or make a huge difference before you die just be a decent fucking human. Humans are powerful and very fascinating but humans need to know how to use their knowledge and advancements for the good. They can do good. Some do ofc but I feel majority don’t .humans are also the most diverse living beings . Each and everyone one are different from each other. Well anyways remember to appreciate you being part of something big aka the universe. And enjoy life it’s too short not to. Besides you get t.o live only once so don’t regret not doing things on your death bed because this is your last chance .

‘ hello there I’m a human’

‘ those are humans ‘

by coolingeomentrybox May 24, 2022

Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022