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Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.
Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!
by kobwebster March 13, 2023
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GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
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Horse Chestnut

The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.
"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"
by Jonackentha April 7, 2014
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horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting
"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."
by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023
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Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.
Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse
by Pamthebear March 1, 2025
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Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!
by bhnicfh August 28, 2011
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Horse

by Alden_Larson September 1, 2023
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