by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 14, 2015
“here he is boys… FREE HIT!!!”
“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”
“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”
by Free Hitters Anonymous December 12, 2024
by mmeez March 22, 2019
If you had sex with someone who was a virgin, it does not count towards your body count because it was clean, unfucked, penis/vagina/anus
by anonymously in your mom February 13, 2022
by Melly5556 May 04, 2022
Being THOUGHT FREE would mean a state when you are devoid of any thought. This is what all serious followers of spiritualism would strive to achieve. This is different from being Thoughtless which has a negative meaning.
As I suffer from prostrate gland enlargement, I need to visit toilet often at night and being almost alwaysTHOUGHT FREE I return to bed from toilet and immediately and effortlessly fall to deep sleep.
by Shrimanmanna April 09, 2021