A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.
by Raven Whore June 24, 2014
Get the Facebook Stalker mug.When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
by Bedside Spider December 17, 2012
Get the Facebook Righteous mug.by erock75 September 23, 2013
Get the facebook tuff mug.Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.
Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"
Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."
Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."
by TARASOGA August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Minimalism mug.When you find some guy/girl that take good looking pictures, and then friend them so you can get to know them; and then when you meet them in person they look like hell on a face and don't look nothing like their pics.
Chris: Yo wats up with that fine chick you found yall kicking it or what.
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?
by J_MONEY_FLEXXIN November 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Fine? mug.When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
by LilAl October 11, 2010
Get the facebook funeral mug.A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
by littlestranger November 7, 2006
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