When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
by Bedside Spider June 13, 2012
Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009
When something is changed and called better but is really made worse and less user-friendly; a downgrade. Usually irreversable.
by Aniki20 January 11, 2011
When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.
by coolgyingman February 10, 2010
When your sole activity on Facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. In other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvah's.
Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see the video I posted yesterday?"
Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"
Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"
by DaKensta August 17, 2010
When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
by LilAl October 08, 2010
A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
by littlestranger November 07, 2006