facebook dumper

One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.

Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!

by CHUCKKXXL February 7, 2010

facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009

Facebook Fine?

When you find some guy/girl that take good looking pictures, and then friend them so you can get to know them; and then when you meet them in person they look like hell on a face and don't look nothing like their pics.

Chris: Yo wats up with that fine chick you found yall kicking it or what.
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?

by J_MONEY_FLEXXIN November 13, 2011

Facebook Righteous

When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.

Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous

by Bedside Spider December 17, 2012

facebook funeral

When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.

Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral

by LilAl October 11, 2010

facebook stalker

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.

Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.

by littlestranger November 7, 2006