Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009
Get the The Facebook Grenade mug.Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.
Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"
Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."
Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."
by TARASOGA August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Minimalism mug.When something is changed and called better but is really made worse and less user-friendly; a downgrade. Usually irreversable.
by Aniki20 January 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Upgrade mug.When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
by Bedside Spider December 17, 2012
Get the Facebook Righteous mug.One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.
Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!
by CHUCKKXXL February 7, 2010
Get the facebook dumper mug.When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
by LilAl October 11, 2010
Get the facebook funeral mug.A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
by littlestranger November 7, 2006
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