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cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
by IATEASHART June 2, 2023
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donkey dick

What you call someone if their name starts with I
omg that guy's name is Ibrahim|
no it's donkey dick
by Scimmylolzies123 May 2, 2023
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Rocking donkey

The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey
ohhh look lads it’s rocking donkey, ehhhhhh rockingggggg donkeyyyyyyy
by The king of ferry May 1, 2020
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Donkey phat

“Damn did you see her ass, that jaunt was donkey phat!”
by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019
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