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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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david nora

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people
by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020
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David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
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Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.
Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff
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David

Damn you so David
by Clickclacker13944 February 10, 2020
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David

Suicidal short little kid with ugly hair and likes Marissa after she dumped him and he is a slut of a person
David is gay
by the bruh moments February 13, 2020
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David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend
Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.
by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020
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