A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010
Get the the card off mug.Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."
Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 November 5, 2010
Get the club card flowers mug.A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.
Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.
No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.
No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.
by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010
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Ex. 1:
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
by Tee$ December 15, 2011
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zack - who owns a camoflage jacket?
jake - give me your maine card.
zack - who owns a camoflage jacket?
jake - give me your maine card.
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