Chicken Burger 

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."

Chicken Burger by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

Scott Burger 

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.

A spin off of a nothing burger.

Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.

Scott Burger by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

Scott Burger 

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.

A spin off of a nothing burger.

Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.

Scott Burger by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

Scott Burger 

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.

A spin off of a nothing burger.

Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.

Scott Burger by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

5 burger minutes 

It's approximately an hour

It will take 5 burger minutes

5 burger minutes by ThatguySy March 31, 2025

Ham Burger 

A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.

I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.

Ham Burger by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025

Bautzen Burger 

Ein Burger, aus Not und hohem Alkoholpegel geboren, der an einen knusprigen BBQ Burger erinnert.

Die Zutaten:
-Runde Doppelkekse mit Schokofüllung
-Bautz'ner Senf
-Vegane Frikadelle oder Fleischscheibe, möglichst vom Discounter

Der Aufbau des Burgers:
-Doppelkeks
-Senf
-Frikadelle

-Senf
-Doppelkeks

Der Bauzen Burger ist ein Verbrechen wieder die Natur und sollte eigentlich nicht einmal als letztes Mittel gegen den sicheren Hungertod gewählt werden - schmeckt aber überraschend lecker.

Eine Kölsche Spezialität

"Was? Bautzen Burger? Iss die Sachen doch einzeln, du fieser Lump!"

"Nein, geh weg, ich kotz gleich, du und dein widerlicher Bauzen Burger."

"Alter, der Bautzenburger schmeckt wirklich ganz geil, son bisschen nach BBQ Sauce."

Bautzen Burger by PrintenDaddy May 3, 2025