Bass boner

An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)
1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.

2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
by ZeroFoxGiven September 06, 2020
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Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.
After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.
by JackTen October 04, 2019
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bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 February 28, 2012
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boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
by SapDMan January 30, 2017
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Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts
Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner
by Fudgedragon2005 January 16, 2019
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Smile boner

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.
I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?
by Stickart95 January 09, 2018
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Cave Boner

He finished too quick and it left me with a cave boner.
by Jowybaggz August 21, 2022
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