asshole-ish

Someone who isn't necessarily an asshole and doesn't full execute on asshole-like intentions.

the proverbial "taint"

His asshole-ish girlfriend became his wife and now she is just an asshole.

by The Stinky Duck January 24, 2019

pop-up asshole

A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole

I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.

by Rudee July 25, 2018

Asshole

Donald Trump

The walking talking epitome of an asshole is quite literally (almost figuratively) Donald Trump.

by Dalagaloco November 15, 2020

asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.

This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.

by jonarchy September 22, 2016

Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

Asshole

A man who is short stubby and can't run very quickly usually named Carter

Oh god this asshole is so short and stubby.

by Bdifkrmgior May 30, 2018

asshole

a guy ot girl that us being either rude or a jerk or an asshole

your an asshole

by hghjgjhgakjkgjhgaaf December 25, 2018