An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
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Get the Adam mug.When you first meet him he is a little shy, but later you will find out about his real self and you will love and appreciate it. He doesn’t like to be around a lot of people and he is not into partying either.He would rather just sit outside and watch a sunset or would go out for a long ride with some Pop Smoke, then go drinking with a bunch of people. He is not into BS so you stay real with him or you stay away from him because loyalty and love is everything he asks for. He would never hurt someone or do them dirty because he is the most amazing person on this earth, people should actually pay him for breathing the same air as we do. He is popular, good looking, good doing and the best person ever. If Adam opens up to you once, you should never use that against him because if he opens up to you, that means that he really trusts you and that’s something you should not use.
Adam gives out big D energy ( lucky his wife ), tbh lucky everyone who has him in his life. Adam is : Smart, Funny, Very fucking good looking, has the best Humor and a lot of love to give. He would never hurt you or do you wrong he has the biggest heart ever and deserves the whole wide world and even more.He is one of the Most carrying people and would do anything for you as soon as you got him 💯. He would do anything for you once you are really worth it.
Everyone should appreciate him because if not he got someone who is ready to swing on anyone who even looks weird at him.
~ Ily
Adam gives out big D energy ( lucky his wife ), tbh lucky everyone who has him in his life. Adam is : Smart, Funny, Very fucking good looking, has the best Humor and a lot of love to give. He would never hurt you or do you wrong he has the biggest heart ever and deserves the whole wide world and even more.He is one of the Most carrying people and would do anything for you as soon as you got him 💯. He would do anything for you once you are really worth it.
Everyone should appreciate him because if not he got someone who is ready to swing on anyone who even looks weird at him.
~ Ily
Adam : LETS KIDNAPP KARTOSHK!
by wifey duh September 8, 2020
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Girl 1: Omg who's that Guy?
Girl 2: Oh that cutie is Adam
Girl 1: He is so Dreamy! 😍
Girl 2: I know! I'm crazy for him 💞
Girl 2: Oh that cutie is Adam
Girl 1: He is so Dreamy! 😍
Girl 2: I know! I'm crazy for him 💞
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Get the Adam mug.Woke progessive leftist, and current podcaster on Youtube. He created and hosted the half-hour truTV show Adam Ruins Everything, based on the CollegeHumor series of the same name.
Adam has faced significant criticism for being perceived as entrenched in a 'woke' ideology, leading to accusations of science denialism. Critics argue that he selectively chooses experts, distorts data, and promotes a form of "science worship" while maintaining an appearance of objectivity. Despite asserting the factual basis of his views, he is accused of neglecting dissenting evidence and failing to withstand scrutiny, as demonstrated during his appearance on the Joe Rogan show where his ideology quickly unraveled. Instead of engaging in open debate, he is seen hosting a podcast that serves as a platform for reinforcing woke ideologies among the like-minded, akin to a Sunday church meeting.
Adam has faced significant criticism for being perceived as entrenched in a 'woke' ideology, leading to accusations of science denialism. Critics argue that he selectively chooses experts, distorts data, and promotes a form of "science worship" while maintaining an appearance of objectivity. Despite asserting the factual basis of his views, he is accused of neglecting dissenting evidence and failing to withstand scrutiny, as demonstrated during his appearance on the Joe Rogan show where his ideology quickly unraveled. Instead of engaging in open debate, he is seen hosting a podcast that serves as a platform for reinforcing woke ideologies among the like-minded, akin to a Sunday church meeting.
Regular Guy #1: Did you see Adam Conover ruined billionaires?
Regular Guy #2: Doesn't that dude have like 100 million dollars?
Regular Guy #1: Only people who are richer than him are automatically bad, as is anyone who disagrees with his ideas.
Regular Guy #2: Classic woke lefty cultist behavior.
Regular Guy #2: Doesn't that dude have like 100 million dollars?
Regular Guy #1: Only people who are richer than him are automatically bad, as is anyone who disagrees with his ideas.
Regular Guy #2: Classic woke lefty cultist behavior.
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