Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

Virgin

someone named marissa

“oh hey look it’s the virgin Marissa”

by me want cookie December 25, 2019

Virgin

Somebody who hasn't gotten any pussy.

I DON'T HAVE ANY STD'S OR STI'S EITHER!
Boi if you don't-

Virgin are annoying as hell.

by Literally Awesome February 25, 2020

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

Virgin

Someone who uses the origin 12 or r90 shotgun in warzone

Biggz uses the origin 12 in warzone he is a virgin

by Chodeboi42069 October 15, 2020

Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021

Virgin

Kaitlyn

When u think of virgin u think of her

by Ulocalhoe November 23, 2019