Dude, how bored do you have to be to get to this level?
Pay attention in class instead of being on here
Pay attention in class instead of being on here
by Don't use your real name ok May 26, 2023
When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.
by Louavelli April 07, 2022
A funny guy who makes everyone laugh, but gets into trouble alot. He cant help it but he tries to change his ways, he is very popular but still manages to lose friends due to his tendencies.
by puss1e_slayer69 September 03, 2018
Short for 'call other women'
Jake: I have to call a woman
Lara: But why?
Jake: For my big brother's wedding
Lara: Alright
Jake: She isn't picking my call!
Lara: So just C. O. W.
Lara: But why?
Jake: For my big brother's wedding
Lara: Alright
Jake: She isn't picking my call!
Lara: So just C. O. W.
by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021
the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
by reallyhothotpie March 19, 2017
Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth
Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!
by Katostrophic April 30, 2022