cheater day

a lame ass cheater who can’t stay with one girlfriend at a time

hey no i don’t have a girlfriend at all wdym i wouldn’t be a cheater, this is cheater day

by parsopasta August 1, 2021

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National Rape Day

April 24th is national rape day.

“I can’t wait till it’s national rape day so I can give my teacher the works”

by ilyprincess23 April 23, 2023

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International Spam Community Day

The day we all celebrate the millions of people that are part of the spam community. We will also celebrate and honor @xenoclip.yt, iggy azealia, and @spamcouncil on instagram. (spam council is a group of spammers that run the spam community)

“oh my god!!! girls and gays, it’s International Spam Community Day!!!”

by xenoclip October 19, 2019

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National makeout in a changing room or mall day

ON JUNE 29th u and ur partner will makeout in a mall or changing room in a store or a mall

Riley-Hey it’s June 29th National makeout in a changing room or mall day let’s go to the changing rooms

Eliana-Alr let’s go then

by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022

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National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)

Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*

by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023

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