national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.
Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?
by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024
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Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay
by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022
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At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.
OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.
by SBaumgart December 02, 2021
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National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!
Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”
by Heart zzz April 24, 2023
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City-8 Day

January 17. Every member of City-8 will sacrifice themselves to City-8 on that day, using the surgically implanted bombs in their heads.
You ready for City-8 Day?

HELL YEAH! WOO!

WOO!
by jsoiegjsojeoigj January 05, 2023
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Superhero day

A day to hype healthcare workers to excess.
Is the comic convention in town, or is the circus? What is with this superhero day bullshit, these healthcare workers are just people like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Slave days

On a good slave day there was a slave name israel he woke up out in his shed and saw somthing green he went up to it and smelled it. He called his master and his master said your wroking in the house tonight israel was happy. So one night well master was out israel was making a pie for miss jones the masters wife israel said ooooo miss jone you gonna love this pie then miss jones said you know what els imma like israel said ya yo biggg juicy black dick Israel was scared because miss jones was fatt like a ballon so he ran and ran until he was able to jump a fence a run away and never came back.
Slave days
by The butter killer June 17, 2018
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