amber day

may 8th is amber day. celebrate by buying her a bar of chocolate.

happy amber day

by jwan abdulwahid May 7, 2021

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022

National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!

boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day

by athleticsponge November 2, 2020

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019

National kiss on the lips Day

National kiss on the lips day, occurs on the 29 Of May.
It's a Day where you kiss your friends and random people in your school on the lips and if you approach them, they can't say no . If you leave school with out a kiss , YOUR A PUSSY ! bitch . don't be a coward

"Today is national kiss on the lips day !"
"who are you planning on kissing lisa ?"
"i don't maybe , devan

by Lolagotafattyy May 28, 2025