The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019

War ready indica

Indica is an amazing, cool, and helpful person. She'll get you through anything and will stay by your side forever. Shes obese, nice, and helpful to the community - Eondo. Shes the best person ever. She'd do anything just to see you happy and would never let you down. She gives the best advice and makes you feel happy even through hard times. Shes the person you'd never want to lose. She is also very unique, beautiful, supportive, and a amazing bestfriend.

People: Hey indica!

War ready Indica: Getcho uglah out my face

by indica xd December 19, 2020

World War II

World War II or the Second World War, often abbreviated as WWII or WW2, was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945. It involved the vast majority of the world's countries—including all of the great powers—forming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis powers. In a total war directly involving more than 100 million personnel from more than 30 countries, the major participants threw their entire economic, industrial, and scientific capabilities behind the war effort, blurring the distinction between civilian and military resources. Aircraft played a major role in the conflict, enabling the strategic bombing of population centres and the only two uses of nuclear weapons in war. World War II was by far the deadliest conflict in human history; it resulted in 70 to 85 million fatalities, a majority being civilians. Tens of millions of people died due to genocides (including the Holocaust), starvation, massacres, and disease. In the wake of the Axis defeat, Germany and Japan were occupied, and war crimes tribunals were conducted against German and Japanese leaders.

World War II was bad

by Α January 13, 2022

War On All Fronts

War against acne; When every section of your face is currently breaking out.

Dude 1: Hey bro, crazy party going on tonight. Theres going to be mad chicks. You down?

Dude2: Ah dude... I cant tonight. I'm fighting a War on All Fronts right now...

Dude 1: Just like Hitler bro.

Dude 2: true dat, true dat

by FML_Dude July 28, 2012

Civil War Beard

A growth of hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and sometimes the upper lip that is at least an inch in length and trimmed neatly. A beard that resembles pictures of soldiers of the American Civil War. Commonly worn by hipsters and Renaissance Festival participants.

"How can you tell that guy's a hipster?"
"He's got a Civil War Beard."

by coborn August 28, 2012

World war z

The best game in the world

World war z is the best game it is in epic games, it was free but its not anymore

by Epic games is DuckDuckPhi135 May 31, 2020