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Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes
Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts
by Baysejump January 13, 2021
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Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose
Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!
by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024
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tree

In botany, a tree is a perennial plant with an elongated stem, or trunk, supporting branches and leaves in most species. In some usages, the definition of a tree may be narrower, including only woody plants with secondary growth, plants that are usable as lumber or plants above a specified height. Trees are not a taxonomic group but include a variety of plant species that have independently evolved a woody trunk and branches as a way to tower above other plants to compete for sunlight. Trees tend to be long-lived, some reaching several thousand years old. In looser definitions, the taller palms, tree ferns, bananas and bamboos are also trees. Trees have been in existence for 370 million years. It is estimated that there are just over 3 trillion mature trees in the world.1

A tree typically has many secondary branches supported clear of the ground by the trunk. This trunk typically contains woody tissue for strength, and vascular tissue to carry materials from one part of the tree to another. For most trees it is surrounded by a layer of bark which serves as a protective barrier. Below the ground, the roots branch and spread out widely; they serve to anchor the tree and extract moisture and nutrients from the soil. Above ground, the branches divide into smaller branches and shoots. The shoots typically bear leaves, which capture light energy and convert it into sugars by photosynthesis, providing the food for the tree's growth
Trees usually reproduce using seeds
by poor anoush August 18, 2018
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Penny tree

When you have some much butt hair with dingle berries hanging from it that it resembles a tree growing pennies and the flake off in the toilet
Damn it there are pennies in bad Derek must have a penny tree
by Oceandining August 28, 2025
mugGet the Penny treemug.

tree bros

The ship name of Evan Hansen and Connor Murphy from the musical Dear Evan Hansen
That tree bros fanfiction made my day better on all levels.
by flightless_birds August 22, 2017
mugGet the tree brosmug.

On The Joshua Tree

An expression reinforcing or questioning the validity of a statement. Used in the same way as "on god" or "fr".
"bro those guys suck lmao"-broy
"on the joshua tree" - bris
by TheHandOfBoxes June 4, 2022
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7 point tree

Just a nickname for a 7.3 Ford
“Hey Larry look at dat der F2 fitty I think she’s a 7 point tree
by Murray man April 13, 2022
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