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The New Original

N. The most kick ass among lesser peers
"Holy Crap - that Mt. Dew Pitch Black is The New Original, dog."

Have you seen my blog? It's The New Original, yo.
by Erik With a K January 15, 2005
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New Sarcasm

Noun: sarcasm spoken without sounding sarcastic.

SYN: Lieing
Me: "I'll pick you up at eight."
(8 o'clock rolls around and I'm not there. You call me the next morning)
You: "I though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night."
Me: "Dude, new sarcasm."
You: "I hate you."
by Carlos Man of Love August 1, 2010
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New Yorking

A term to express making sure our stuff isn't stolen.
Make sure the front door is locked, we don't want anyone New Yorking us.
by justpadge_eats February 20, 2020
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a new machine

one of the phrases which Endorphous uses to answer his mobile phone with.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.
by Milpke February 5, 2004
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New Regime

An organisation operating in West Cumbria, England. It's objective is total control, but it will settle for some cakes. It is also subject for countless imitations.
A group of lads born in Cumbria and now spread over several universitys around Great Britain. They Represent the New Regime
by Jack Harvey December 12, 2005
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Fake News

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
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New jearsy

land of the fags
Hey is that sarah. She seems nice

Nah she's from new Jersey

People from new jearsy are hoes

New jearsy means land of the hoes
by Lundqvist February 9, 2019
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