Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

by Black male August 4, 2019

Jake

massive cock, tightest asshole known to man, and attracts all men and women. also very good in bed

bro i want to fuck jake so badly

by wheuwfhnfi23 February 1, 2022

jake wills

A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020

Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.

Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍

by weeniemanloverboy March 9, 2021

Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

by Caden faris August 27, 2018

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."

by JustJake521 November 23, 2021

jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016