Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.

Derick is such a twat.

by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019

Twat

A british slang word for an idiot

Guy1: Oi! You fucking twat!
Guy2: I am no twat you cunt!

by Bonical June 22, 2023

Twat

You.

I am a twat. Jen is a twat

by BirminghamScrewdriver April 27, 2022

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015

Twat Pack

A group of incredibly cool women with individuality, feisty opinions, style and attitude. Much swearing. Fiercely loyal friendship group.

Look at that amazing Twat Pack. I wish I was part of such a cool group.

by Sazzle2601 November 9, 2019

Twat swatter

dane Cooks female term for "cock blocker" or a female who prevents another female from sex

boy:wanna have sex? (to girl 1)
Girl 2: she has aids
Girl 1: you twat swatter

by insazian May 15, 2011