Bruh Moment

A moment that is bruh

Person 1: How bruh is this?
Person 2: Its worthy of being called a bruh moment

by supersleepykouhai June 29, 2019

A Sanford Moment

Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)

Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)

adj., Sandfordly.

1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.

2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.

3. To result in graveling and derision.

4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.

5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.

I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.

by ConcealedID July 8, 2009

jo moment

This is when you a clumsy, forgetful, or do something silly.

Yesterday, I had a Jo moment when I left my wallet at the store and had to turn around to go get it.

by Mimi143michelle May 8, 2016

Shaiju Moment

The moment where you did something incredibly stupid and regrettable

Oh whoops! That is a Shaiju moment.

by 123_TheNameMaster_321 December 30, 2020

Nigga Moment

When a moment especially nigga-like occurs

Person: “where’d I put my fucking charger”
Nigga: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

Glock Moment

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it

This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.

by eastofwest February 8, 2012

hazar moment

When you say something that’s clearly wrong and outrageous but instead of admitting defeat you double down with “facts” you have made up on the spot. Facts generally are gathered from “research” found on Reddit.

Person 1: “Turkish watermelons are the biggest and the best”
Person 2: “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: “They are! I read about it on Reddit! This is a fact!”
Person 2: “Pipe down with your Hazar moment”

by ShaqYaBooty March 4, 2021